In 2010
the Apple iPad was released. So like any good demented design orientated person
– I had to have one. The whole idea of a light weight computer in a book that
you can carry around with you and learn how to use in 20 minutes … well that
was my kind of computer. So I entered into the tablet age with enthusiasm.
I don’t
know exactly when it was that I started reading books on my iPad. The crossover
from a physical book to ebook reader was a blurry process. At first it was newspapers
and magazines that had me. I read mags and newspapers on the iPad and loved the
ease of it. Particularly Newspapers on the iPad. No more folding over the pages
getting black fingers and ending up with reams of paper, the majority of which
just got chucked away in the rubbish. A waist of paper, goodbye I was glad to
get rid of it.
The
progression to ebooks happened shortly after. It was a moral dilemma of sorts.
You see I love books. I love the smell of a new book, the feel of books their
texture of the paper, their beautiful glossy cover designs and I love bookshops
and libraries. I can spend hours browsing in a bookstore – I read the staff
reviews and ultimately always get sucked in by a beautiful cover design – go
figure. I don’t care I love the whole experience, I still do.
But
then I got my first eBook. It was a free one I thought Id give it a go. And my
it was fun and easy to read. I love how crisp and clear the screen is. I love
just tapping the screen to change the page and I love how all books weight the
same no matter what size they are. it all seemed so practical. I then travelled
overseas and I could put a dozen books on my iPad and chuck it in my handbag
and away I went. I was hooked.
Why is
all this relevant to me now? This week I find myself without an iPad.
No
problems – I can cope with this. It might be a good time to get familiar with
my favorite classics and enjoy a “real book”. How bad can it be…?
I’m
lying on the couch snuggled up with my favourite book. Happy days. Firstly I
need a good light because the book has no self lighting – no problem. Then I
roll over and I cast a shadow over the pages – damn – straighten up again. I
have to hold my thumb in such a position that the pages don’t close in on
themselves as I’m reading – its uncomfortable. I’m constantly adjusting the
page to get the light onto it – left side then right side, how boring, I’m
getting distracted.
Then I
have to change a page – WTF it takes two hands to do this! I turn the page –
whoops skip two pages instead of one – go back one have to lick my finger and
try again, scratch about until I get it. This is all starting to bother me. I
don’t know when they started to make the type so small but I’m having trouble
seeing the words. My favourite book is a little old and worn and the pages have
a brownish tinge to them, the type is not crisp. My hands are getting sore and
the book seems to be getting heavier.
Usually,
if the book is exciting enough, in any one sitting I can read a hundred pages –
tonight I read 5 and Im over it! And surprisingly I’m lonely – where are my
friends and what are they up to on Facebook – twitter – flickr – iMessage … I
better go check the computer.
This is
ridiculous but its driving me crazy! What am I going to do tomorrow night? Im
scared to open that book again. I want my iPad back and I want it now (much foot
stomping movements) . I can’t cope with this, I’m having withdrawals. I have 3
new ebooks and I want to read them now.
I guess I can officially say I’m an ebook reader now
Now –
how many days till Christmas?